summoning Dashaun Evisu

Katzendame, I know I haven’t written about Steve Martin yet, but could you pleeease write about Dashaun Evisu Wesley? I get so overwhelmed by trying to summarize everything there is to know about the Legendary – superlative vogue femmes perhaps most of all.

vogue femme queen

The Legendary Dashaun Evisu

It’s kinda hard because you have to start with the Ninjas in the old school in order to explain Dashaun. And then there are the classes in Helsinki. And then there are the girls to tackle. Oh, gee, what’s this?

Only about 100 other battle videos to catch up on starring the Revlon family. It’s so hard to keep up. One thing I know for sure is that we HAVE to watch Stockholm Streetstar, which begins on Feb 28 and features ALL FORMS OF REALNESS. And another thing I can tell all dancers is that they must like the “Dashaun Wesley Fan Page” on Facebook, or check out his website.

impending realness

-Spectre

new New Order album – Lost Sirens

Lost Sirens by New Order

New Order, not joking

New Order officially releases its “Lost Sirens” 2005-ish rarities collection on January 22nd. But you can stream the 8-track album (I mean eight tracks, not an 8-track) NOW at rollingstone.com. Some songs, such as Hellbent and the first one, I’ll Stay With You, will totally make you “cream,” as my friend Ned always used to say when Blue Monday came on. At the least, they’ll make your day.

Like any normal person, my identity is so entwined with the 80’s Manchester sound that I’ve seriously been debating whether to go to Rome, Berlin or Manchester for my next (and long-awaited) vacation abroad. I guess I should just watch 24-Hour Party People and some Sabbath videos at home, then head to Rome, yet Mancunian culture will still beckon.

New Order

New Order, chillin’

Waacking alert! Azealia Banks

Agh! This is my JAM right here. I love me some Azealia, chewin’ up her blazing-fast rhymes, muggin’ all crazy and kasually grooving. As bonuses, here we have black & white Fosse-fresh outfits complete with high-waisted pants, tuxedo jackets, 90’s S&M shoes, dope house beats, voguing like it ain’t no thang, AND waacking. Azealia Banks is waacking right before our very eyes, avec expensive taste. YES!! Back in “212” her rad faux-uptown-girl accent on choice verses made my head spin; Angel Haze shoulda seen it comin’. Let Friday night commence.